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Aaj ki taza khabar . . .

πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

can’t stop laughing..

I woke up late today, like a nawab, so unlike me. But that’s fair, coz i slept late. Dad was at home. So the whole time i thought it’s a sunday. Unless i got a text message from my friend asking about my preparation for tomorrow’s exam. O yes, i have an exam tomorrow. A practical exam. If you are aware of the pain of being an F.Sc student.. The exam in which you have to learn the whole book, having no idea as to whats gonna come. The one in which the examiner assigned from the Education board visits your institution, and your teachers serve him/her with all the possibly available fruits and beverages and samosas and kachoris and parathas and what not, as a bribe for not asking the poor innocent students something that they haven’t studied the whole year. Yes, that exam. =| And as usual, i am not even prepared. How cool is that. =p

Oh by the way i wasn’t laughing about it. I was laughing about something else. One of the aunties from our locality sent her grandson to me so that i could tutor him! πŸ˜€

And trust me! HE IS SUCH A CHATTERBOX! He is hardly five or six (how old would a kid of grade one be?) But dammmnn, he speaks more than i do! And he has this cute specs, which areΒ  PINK!!

A boy with pink glasses + his mouth shut = CUTE! πŸ˜€

and just for breaking the ice, i started a little conversation with him. I asked him about his school, and i have NO idea what made me ask this little kid..

Aur apka school hai kahan?? “

Hmare ghar ka gate haina, ap us se bahar niklogi NA, phir us se straight straight jaogi NA, phir ek turn marogi NA, phir aik flower nazar ayga NA, phir aik gun wale uncle honge NA, aur aik blue colour ka gate hoga NA, wohhh mera school hai. “

I kept on silently nodding as he gave me the directions to his school. God knows how hard it was to press my lips to keep myself bursting into laughter.

P.S. HE CALLS HIS DAD..

DADDU ABBA!

hahahaha… πŸ˜€ NO offence, butΒ  i love him! he is so lively!

P.S.S. I need prayers for my BOTANY exam tomorrow! *the-frowning-procrastinator-look*

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17 thoughts on “Aaj ki taza khabar . . .

  1. really hilarious shaggy kid πŸ˜€ :D…that lil boy too cute :)..nd how wud he perform jis ki tutor wud be u..:p..anywayz very gudluck for tommorow’s paper..hope luck remains ur side..nd hope examiner likes fruits of ur college :p…May u get the desired success.ameen

  2. I doubt if he really is a kid.. πŸ˜€ It seems as if he is a 70 year old man who was bitten by some radioactive spider πŸ˜‰ or someone cursed by a wicked witch, and probably thats what him look so small. ‘Coz when he starts to blabber it out, he is.. OMG.
    O_O

    (okay i exaggerated.. but no other way to describe it!)

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